Pissing Match
For the last couple of weeks, the frog princess has been leaking at night. Well, she hasn’t, the diaper has. Now let me say that I am a loyal fan of Pampers. I used swaddlers with her and moved on to...
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The Potty Papers: Ready…
If this was a race, we would be at the stands (or rocks or whatever the hell it is that you call those little block thingies that the people put their feet on before they take off running around the...
View ArticleThe Potty Papers: Set…
The kid peed in the bed. Now, it wouldn’t be a problem if she’d peed in HER bed but, I don’t have a mattress cover thingy! I know, I should’ve gotten one earlier but, what are you gonna do? I’m glad...
View ArticleThe Princess and the Potty
I’ve been a little productive today. I got most of my paperwork in to head back to school. I am preparing for an afternoon meeting and I generally have a good sense of focus. Although she’s great...
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“My Eye!” and Other Bedtime Fantasies
I knew this would happen. How could I not?! I mean I did read the book and listen to Samuel L. Jackson’s fabulous narration of it (if you’ve been living under a crib, I’m speaking about Go the F*** to...
View ArticleWearing the Big Girl Panties
A few weeks ago I watched one of those weird obsession shows late at night and it traumatized me. I don’t want my child wearing diapers at age 22 and sleeping in a big crib and drinking out of a baby...
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The Potty Papers: Epilogue
If I had delusions that my baby girl was NOT growing up, they have now been summarily dismissed. I have been putting off writing about this about this because, with it comes the realization that the...
View ArticleWhere Is Your Toilet?
Three days. Three days was the time it took to potty train our daughter. Within the next six months, her bed was dry. Potty training was easy. I was practically an expert and these horror stories of...
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